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The day was going normal for 8th grade, sitting in class fuckin around. Then lunch time was here. It went by pretty normally, but then some thing was mentioned. "Dude I'm skipping the rest of school." Only one thing ran across my mind... "I'm in."

I knew these guys, they were pretty cool. We'll just call them J and B. I asked if I could join, they were more than happy to. When lunch is over and everyone was walking around, we'll just walk out the door.

First of all, "walking out the door" seems pretty dumbass to some kids, but it will save a whole lot of suspicion and stress. If you have a fire escape USE IT, but make sure it doesn't have an alarm to it (some do).

So anyway, back to lunch. Our plan is to walk to the fire escape and walk away. This plan backfired when nosy teachers constantly confronted us asking where we should be. We had to think fast. We all went to the third floor (top floor), and went to the bathroom.

[TIP: While in school, have a scratch piece of paper. Write a typical hall pass paper, no one will check it, but if in some wild chase they do, they'll believe it.]

Here was the hard part. We had to think of a way to get out. To avoid suspicion we had to stay in the handicapped bathroom (huge). After talking it over, we decided to walk out by the door of the office. We would bring our bookbags to look like we were signed out.

We walked strait, took a right at the car pickup area. Our hearts stopped when we saw a teacher staring at us.

We're fucked, right. She had just been teaching one of our classes. We turn a 180 left, and keep walking.

We were right in front of a window, our local school police had his back to us. My eyes grew wide, all I saw was his handcuffs hanging from his pants. I turned around, and walked for the street. When our feet touched the street, we RAN.

We hopped into the ditch on the other side. All our shoes were soaked. We walked through the marsh about half a human foot high. We were finally on the street a 1/4 mile down. Loaded with chinese plum trees, we were satisfied.

We travelled all the way down the 3 mile high way to the HOLY GRAIL. MacDonald's. I'm not fat, but I loves me a Big Mac. During the walk there, we just talked to fill that part in.

We feasted there. It was awesome. Then a bad thing happened. B had to take a shit, so he went to the bathroom. Who knew what he ate to keep him in there for half an hour. So J was curious what was taking him so long. He left me alone at the table.

It was about time the high schoolers were let out so the MacDonald's people didn't say any thing (don't think they would've anyway). The only thing stopping us was Parents or TEACHERS. They're so annoying. I smack anyone who says they want to be a teacher when they grow up.

I was by a window were drive through cars were slugging along. Wouldn't you know in one of those cars was my teacher. Not even a real subject. Drama. Anyone can act. She turned my way, I ducked instantly praying she didn't see me. My heart skipped a beat.

Nothing happened, we were done with the drinks. So we left. The next day it turned out she did she me, but 1 day in school suspension wasn't too bad. So that was my first time skipping school. I think I did pretty good for my first try.