Literary Genius

	101 ways to say no
	1500 taglines for the off- line mail reader SLMR!
	1618 taglines for most Offline Mail readers
	1950's recipes
	2pg Essay on King Lear - Good vs. Evil
	360 BC PHAEDO by Plato translated by Benjamin Jowe
	370 BC PARMENIDES by Plato translated by Benjamin
	380 BC CHARMIDES, OR TEMPERANCE by Plato
	380 BC ION by Plato translated by Benjamin Jowett
	380 BC LACHES OR COURAGE by Plato translated by Be
	380 BC LYSIS, OR FRIENDSHIP by Plato translated by
	380 BC MENO by Plato translated by Benjamin Jowett
	A Brief History of the Internet - The Bright Side: The Dark Side	by Michael Hart with Max Fuller
	A Brief History of the Internet by Michael S. Hart - A Project Gutenberg COPYRIGHTED Etext March, 1995 [Etext #250]
	A Christmas Carol Charles Dickens
	A Connecticut Yankee, Mark Twain/Clemens, Wiretap
	A DEEP poem by Vasoline Phreak called Today that
	A Girl of the Limberlost/Gene Stratton Porter #2
	A John Carter mars novel by William Burroughs
	A Poem about Penises
	A Question	by redguard
	So, I ask you what you do when you see someone in pain, because I’m trying to find the thread that ties the logic of reality together with the illogic of religion and the social repression of our fears. I’m beginning to think that our inability to grant ease or exhibit understanding to those around us, our general uncomfortability with recognizing fear or pain in the eyes of our neighbors, is a source of serious social ailment in our foundering world...
	A Rant about Women
	A Small Child	by some crazy fool
	A bell rings out over an empty school. Proud masters stride from room to hallway, their long gowns fluttering in the stream of stuffy air caused by rushing boys in short blue coats, hurrying to get to their next lesson before it is too late.
	A Stroke...	by Michael Mitteer
	A poem about why people need to keep writing...
	A Tale of Ragged Mountains by Edgar Allen Poe
	A Tale of Two Cities
	A Touch of Fiber
	A Tour Through the Eastern Counties of England. pu
	A Tramp Abroad, by Mark Twain/Samuel Clemens
	A True Story About Cops, Drugs, and Friends	by timebomb
	The story of a family of meth manufacters somewere in the united states.
	A book by an ex- cop, convicted lady- killer, and al
	A bunch of people discuss the pros and cons of di
	A clever little poem on the 'Net...
	A history of Mondo 2000
	A interesting story
	A joke poem about data loss at the White House
	A man alone in the Arabian desert lies beneath a w
	A most excellent tale of noises on the roof, in do
	A news story about a kid who died while using a co
	A poem about a girl and her drug. Another Psychoti
	A poem by Data Soongh
	A report from down on Gumlog Creek
	A report on a poet named Sappho
	A running story from Alternative Possibilities BBS
	A short hiostory of the Scottish dress
	A short story by, yours truly, Fly Boy
	A short story for children in which a lucky little
	A story by Airwolph based on Dwayne Fergusine's ha
	A summer storm
	A+ science fair research paper sure to impress the
	AP book report on THE INVISIBLE MAN
	AUGUSTINE: CONFESSIONS Newly translated and edited
	About the Moorish Orthodox Church of America. (An
	Absolute Truth	by Anonymous
	This is my view on the purpose of life and knowledge itself. I believe this article lays out what I see to be my fundamental feelings in and of themselves.
	Acres of Diamonds by Russell H. Conwell A Project
	Acronym list
	Activities of Paranoid Computer Scientists
	Actor or Cartoon Character: Who's More Real?	by -@OsiriS@-
	A short file that, yes, I actually wrote discussing the difference between cartoon charcters and actors in movies and which one you would believe to be more real.
	Adventures and Letters by Richard Harding Davis A
	Adventures in the Life of Killa K	by Killa K
	The story you are about to read really happened. Names have been changed to nicknames to avoid legal trouble. These stories are as I remember them... That's enough stalling now on with the adventures.
	Adventures of Conan the Librarian
	Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Mark Twain/Wiretap
	Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Mark Twain/Wiretap
	Aesop's Fables
	Aesop's Fables (Advantage)
	Age Defines Nothing but Bodily Decay	by midwake
	Where does sense come in?
	Aisle Six
	Aladdin and the Magic Lamp, Traditional
	Aldous Huxley proves more prescient than Nostrodam
	Aldous Huxley: Social Philosopher and Critic	by psychedelic sakyamuni
	A college research paper on the social philosophies and criticisms of Brave New World author, Aldous Huxley.
	Alexander's Bridge, by Willa Cather [Cather #3]
	Alice in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll
	Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
	All about Tom Clancy's style
	All about the great word FUCK
	Alternative reading list
	Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary (IW)
	American Hand Book of the Daguerreotype by Samuel
	American Society of Magazine Photographers guideli
	An espionage thriller
	Animal Farm by George Orwell
	Annabel Lee, a old romantic poem by the famous Edg
	Anne of Avonlea, Lucy Maud Montgomery [GG#2]
	Anne of Green Gables, Lucy Maud Montgomery [GG#1]
	Anne of the Island, Lucy Maud Montgomery [GG#3]
	Another World; or, The Fourth Dimension	by A.T. Schofield
	In this story Schofield builds on the ideas he advanced in Flatland.
	Ape Kind	by Mike C Seibert
	this is a poem. nothin special.
	Appreciations of Richard Harding Davis by Various
	Argumentative on paintball [Paper]
	Around the World in 80 Days
	Ashes to Ashes by Dave Barry
	Authority through time [PAPER]
	Authors Genie discussions on censorship, homosexua
	Autopsy - A Screenwriter's Guide. This is a narrat
	BAY ARYAN RESISTANCE - San Francisco constantly struggles with i
	Bab: A Sub- Deb by Mary Roberts Rinehart A Project
	Back to basics at the Berliner ensemble: Directors
	Backgroud info about Cool Darkness
	Basics Of Personality	by TheSellOut
	A synopsis on the basics of social engineering. Some discussion about advertisement as well as some short descriptions of the most apparent personalities of today.
	Be My Baby - a short story
	Beauty and The Beast, and Tales From Home by Bayar
	Beavis And Butthead Frequently Asked Questions
	Before Adam, by Jack London A Project Gutenberg Pu
	Beowulf (translated by Gunmere)
	Bibliography of Arthurian literature
	Big list of celebrity addresses ripped from some .
	Binary	by Oohoo
	Ones and Zeros...
	Biography of George Sand, by Rene Doumic A Project
	Black Experience, Norman Coombs
	Blank verse in foreign tounges
	Blix by Frank Norris A Project Gutenberg Public Do
	Blowfish Publications - looking for original, unus
	Bookbinding Materials Sources
	Books that have been banned in the US
	Brecht and Brueghel's _Teatrum Mundi_
	Brecht and the British playwright
	Brecht en Espanol
	Brecht's theory of alienation and the Peking Opera
	Bruce Sterling's _The Hacker Crackdown_ - He relea
	Bunner Sisters, by Edith Wharton A Project Gutenbe
	Butler's Revenge	by Chris Heath
	A short little delight about a butler.
	CHICAGO POEMS, by CARL SANDBURG
	CLEVER signs that scare away burglars!
	Call Of The Raven	by Christian Ward
	Ravens aren't so nice as you think they are...
	Can you belive there are names for SHIT! Get this
	Cast Upon the Breakers by Horatio Alger A Project
	Catalog of paperless books available from Softserv
	Catcher in the Rye: An Overrated POS	by JesusTookMyBike123
	The title says it all.
	Censored books in the USA
	Change	by potinthebowl
	A poem writen by a depressed teen.
	Chapter by Chapter book report on Steinbeck's The
	Charlotte Temple, by Susanna Rowson A Project Gute
	City of Damaged Men (Warped!)
	Civil Disobedience, Henry David Thoreau
	Clete & Don's Excellent Adventure	by Clete & Don
	Okay, this is the first in a series of text files that we are writing about our excellent adventures while on various drugs. Some of the names may have been changed to protect the innocent, but probably not.
	Cliched Teenage Thoughts	by Alerick
	Something I wrote while trying to write a history essay that others might find interesting, I hope, but probably not.
	Cold Rain	by Metal_Demon
	Another life gone on a cold and meaningless night...
	Comics as Storytelling [PAPER]
	Coming to Terms with Incarceration	by LaRosaCubana
	This is a poem I wrote about my brother Diego, he's in prison for a lot of stuff, armed robbery, theft, violating drug probation but the big one they caught him on was murder. When I was 12 he killed some girl that owed him $. He's been in so long it feels like he's dead...
	Common sense word problems
	Conclusions of a Thinking Man	by Creighton Ainsworth
	A thinking man gives his interpretation of the truth about religion.
	Conversation As It Was By The Fireside In The Time of the Tudors	by Mark Twain
	Yesternight toke her maiste ye queene a fantasie such as she sometimes hath, and hadde to her closet certain that doe write playes, bokes, and such like, these being my lord Bacon, his worship Sr Walter Ralegh, Mr. Ben Jonson, and ye childe Francis Beaumonte, which being but sixteen, hath yet turned his hande to ye doing of ye Lattin masters into our Englishe tong, wh grete discretion and much applaus. Also came wh these ye famous Shaxpur.
	Cool Darkness: Chapter 3
	Cool Darkness: Chapter 4
	Cool Darkness: Chapter 5
	Cool Darkness: Chapter 6
	Cool Text II
	Cracking Cube: Cryptology and Ichnography	by Mark Featherstone
	Thus, Kazan exemplifies the figure of the Cryptologist, the body that can decipher the machine's codes and break out of the tomb, the box that keeps its inhabitants trapped in a state of deathly inertia, docile bodies confined by suffocating capital roles.
	Cranford by Elizabeth Cleghorn Gaskell A Project G
	Cratylus	by Plato
	Translated by Benjamin Jowett
	Critias	by Plato
	He also begat and brought up five pairs of twin male children; and dividing the island of Atlantis into ten portions, he gave to the first-born of the eldest pair his mother's dwelling and the surrounding allotment, which was the largest and best, and made him king over the rest.
	Criticism by Edgar Allen Poe
	Critters: Rewritten II \ The Hatchlings by: Davi
	Critters: Rewritten III \ Escape from the Critter
	Critters: Rewritten IV \ Peltzers- Trapped by: Da
	Critters: Rewritten V \ The Last Critter by: Dav
	Critters: Rewritten \ The Setup by: David Minter
	Cursing in Swedish, Lesson 1
	Cursing in Swedish, Lesson 2
	Cursing in Swedish, Lesson 3
	Cursing in Swedish, Lesson 4
	Cursing in Swedish, Lesson 6
	Cursing in Swedish, Lesson 7
	Cybertek Magazine - Pragmatism
	DOGGED	by James Dean Garside
	First I recognise the door. There is no difference between this door and any of the others set into the dull grey stone building.
	Data, the Bulletin Board, and Everything Else by
	Dave Barry on apathy
	Dead Doll Humility by Kathy Acker
	Death date on a BART train
	Death for Glory	by Morris Thomas
	A poem offering incite into society's reaction to death.
	Decay	by Sam
	A heavy misty rose from the cobblestone ground, and danced in the atmosphere. Swirls of dust, and light particles put on a dark ballet, for the night. The darkness presented silent screams of torcher, and demise that were so sweetly spoken they blinded the hearing into thinking all was well. Not one sine of life was around. No breaths could be heard with even the most acute of hearing. No child could be found with even the most brilliant private eye. The town was dead, completely and utterly dead. Yet amongst all this non existent life, was one form.
	Declaration of Intransigence
	Descartes' Meditations	by Descartes
	Descartes' Meditations as translated by John Veitch in 1901.
	Descartes' Reason Discourse, Rene Descartes
	Dictionary of hacker terms
	Diddling by Edgar Allen Poe
	Difference Between Change and Progress	by Michael Mitteer
	Cites the misconceptions of change and progress and attempts to rectify them.
	Different ways to kill Santa Claus
	Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz by L. Frank Baum A Pr
	Dr. Duckworth	by -=[Stand Up Jack]=-
	A satire paper touching on psychiatric treatment, sanity vs. insanity, and the idea of being one's self. Note the motif of eyes, as well as the way the three "How do you feel?" exchanges evolve. Written as a paper for an english class, this satire is based on a true story.
	Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde #2 Robert Louis Stevenson
	Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Robert Louis Stevenson
	Dr. Strangelove at UCSC
	Dracula by Bram Stoker A Project Gutenberg Public
	Dreamland, a poem by Edgar Allen Poe
	Drugs	by P.K.
	A little story of what drugs can do to you
	ESSAYS by Michel de Montaigne; translated by Charl
	Edgar Allan Poe's Annabel Lee (my personal favor
	Edingburgh Picturesque Notes by Robert Louis Steve
	Eothen by A. W. Kinglake A Project Gutenberg Publi
	Essay on Humanity	by Thought
	This is an essay discussing my philosophy on human love, corruption, evil and hatred; and what it means to be a human.
	Essay on Midsummer Night's Dream
	Essay: Death of a Salesman	by Sol463
	Is Willie Loman a hero?
	Essay: Suddenly Last Summer	by Sol463
	Hmm, Sebastian seems oddly simmilar to Tennessee Williams...
	Essay: The Exorcist	by Sol463
	Is The Exorcist the scariest movie of all time?
	Estimated IQs of historical figures
	Evening Star By Edgar Allen Poe
	Ever wonder what goes on in the mind of a mentaly
	Everything you ever wanted to know about Vampires
	Evil Moon Ferrets	by Behold
	There are evil ferrets on the moon! Run for your life! Run Run Run Rabbit Oops pineapple!
	Excerpts From McKenna's Archaic Revival
	Excerpts from the BLADE BARRIER Book #3 (cDc)
	FAQ about bikes and bi- cycling
	FAX #'s of major newspapers
	Fables by Robert Louis Stevenson A Project Gutenbe
	Fake Freedom	by Bo Nuanual
	A little story of how I discovered I can't express my feelings.
	Fanny Herself by Edna Ferber A Project Gutenberg P
	Fantastic Fables by Ambrose Bierce A Project Guten
	Far From the Madding Crowd
	Fate?	by Curtwell(M0rt)
	Fate. The idea that everything is pre-determined. A theory stating everything is happening exactly the way it should be happening. Real or not?
	Fictional story about hackers & the IRS
	Find out how pure you are (or aren't)
	First Book of Adam and Eve by Rutherford Platt A P
	Flatland by Abott
	Flower Fables by Louisa May Alcott A Project Guten
	For Annie, by Edgar Allen Poe
	Frances Waldeaux, by Rebecca Harding Davis A Proje
	Fuck	by Tim A. Scrotum
	A long rant about some troubled individual.
	Full Circle: Dynasty of the Ying-Yang: or, Caffeine Dreams	by Chen Zhu
	A white room, two strange characters, and insane occurances. What does it all mean?
	G. K. Chesterton: The Man Who Was Thursday; a fant
	GESTUS: The electronic journal of Bertolt Brechian
	Genie clients discuss Genie censorship of book tit
	Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales
	Getting rid of junk mail
	Global domination update [cDc]
	Golfing With Human Remains (poetry?)
	Grammatically Correct	by stormybaka
	Everyday we use grammar, when we send an email, post in a thread or write in a manifesto or journal. The basic rules of grammar are amiss and seem to be replaced with abbrev. like ppl and lol and things like ha>
	Gremlins 2: Rewritten II \ The Legacy of Billy Pe
	Gremlins 2: Rewritten III \ Here They Grow Again
	Gremlins 2: Rewritten IV \ No More Mister Nice Gu
	Gremlins 2: Rewritten V \ Revelations by: David
	Gremlins 2: Rewritten \ Movin' On Up To the East
	Handy Latin phrases (funny!)
	Happy Father's Day! by David Minter. (MegaMan)
	Heart of The Dark Jewel Sutra	by Enkai Kuriosh (Unkai Doken)
	The dog is camp and the roof is burning. There are no ways to out, no doubt. I say these words but do you hear? I say do you do not hear the rosy streak of good cheer and things of past film spool wind? The restriction lips pull back from yellow teeth bared for all to see. A gritty hiss of hostility escapes my lips. There they had him up against the wall. I can point out the blood stains on the brick. Brown on brown stain to mark the spot. There were always sirens in those days. We lived in fear, like a haze across the sky. They tracked him here. He was moving like a virus across the country unfolding darkness and insanity. Waves of psychoses spread behind him like a wake like the procession of a funeral. Some people think he had some disease that caused people to go insane. -Enkai Kuriosh (Unkai Doken)
	Heart of Darkness, by Joseph Conrad A Project Gute
	Helen of Troy And Other Poems by Sara Teasdale A P
	Hell Fer Sartain & Other Stories by John Fox, Jr.
	Heretics, by G. K. Chesterton
	Herland (for Mother's Day)
	Hesiod, The Homeric Hymns, and Homerica from Pro
	Homophobia: Why Straights Hate Fags
	House of the Seven Gables, Nathaniel Hawthorne
	How David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty v
	How To Tell Stories To Children And Some Stories T
	How To Tell Stories To Children And Some Stories T
	How to Copywrite Sometimes
	How to Eat a Bag of Chips	by mandarinorange
	A helpful guide on mastering the art of chip eating.
	How to Write Good Files
	How to Write a Fan Letter	by tsunami
	You admired from afar, going fap fap fap a while now... Time to send a letter of appreciation for the mass of masturbation granted. Let your favorite celebrity know how much you enjoy and appreciate his or her *ahem* work.
	How to care for your new tattoo
	How to live like you were on a sub
	How to make Mini-Burgers	by z.NEoCiDE
	I've heard them called Mini-burgers, Gut gernades, White Castle burgers, Happy Meal burgers, and many other names, but who cares? Becuase these little things are truely amazing.
	Hunter S. Thompson defense fund
	Hypnosian Fantasia	by Sephiroth
	Has Sleep ever avoided you? Have you ever found yourself lying on your back, waiting for Sleep and she just isn't coming? Worry no more! Read this sample of my experience, apply its wisdom and sleep will come for you every time you slip between the sheets!
	I Don't Believe You Anymore	by Hit1Hard
	I don't believe your myths, your stories or your state imposed