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'Tales Of Velvet' are articles written by Bruce Go |
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'Twas the night before installation |
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(humourous) Best Rum Cake Ever Recipe |
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100 excuses for leaving work early |
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100 more raunchy jokes |
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100 raunchy jokes |
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101 Ways to say No |
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101 excuses to say NO! |
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101 things you don't want to hear your sysadmin sa |
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101 uses for Wood Bugs |
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101 uses for a Dead Ferret!? |
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101 ways to annoy a fascist |
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101 ways to skin a cat |
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101 ways to tell if you're a prep... |
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110 Dumb Blonde Jokes |
| | Why don't Blondes eat pickles? Because they get their head stuck in the jar.
Why do Blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm. Why don't Blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't fit 8 cups of water in that little package. |
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150 Blonde Jokes |
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18 Things to say to Telemarketers |
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19 Ways to be offensive at a funeral |
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1997 Darwin Award Winner - man electrocuted by his |
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20 types you see in the men's room |
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208 REALLY phunny blonde jokes |
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2084: A Phone Odyssey |
by Maxwell Smart & The Baron |
| | Winston took a last drag from his cigarette and put it out on an old useless
device which he still treasured. He reached over and picked up the blue box,
covered by many cigarette burns accumilated over his many years in prison. He
thought back to when times were better; when fone phreaks freely roamed the
countryside, terrorizing unsuspecting Bell employees. Yes Winston was one of
that vanishing breed of phreaks who had managed to escape with his life in this
era of the ISS Bell Network. |
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27 reasons why tacos are better than women |
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30 innovative ways to reduce stress; compiled by |
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32 reasons why cookie dough is better than men |
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50 Uses for a dead pussy |
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50 fun things to do to a church... |
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50 reasons why a guitar is better than a woman |
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50 uses for a dead cunt |
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50 ways to confuse your roommate |
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50 ways to confuse your roommate |
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65 Murphy's Laws of Combat |
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77 Reasons Animals Are Better Than People |
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9 user types (humour) |
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A Black Lament |
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A Clinical Analysis of Anti- Government Phobia by I |
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A Dave Barry humorous outlook on four of the main |
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A Flaming Form |
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A Girl's Guide to Condoms |
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A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys |
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A Government employee's dog |
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A Guide to Love and Sex for Today's Young Women (y |
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A Guide to the Mind Reading Markup Language(MRML) |
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A Highway Menace is put to the Test [Dave Barry] |
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A Pennsylvania Resident's diary in December about |
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A Politically Correct Primer (Canadian Edition) |
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A Quiz for Smart Asses |
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A Secular Humanist TV Schedule |
by Geoff Gilpin |
| | Now that the courts have declared that Secular Humanism is a religion, can a
Secular Humanist cable TV network be far behind? |
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A Sneaky Quiz |
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A Trip to Germany by Dave Berry |
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A Unix MAN page for dating |
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A WEIRD Duh Dile Capture |
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A White Joke |
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A blue book for used ladies |
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A brush with tastelessness - or, how to kill a bun |
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A bunch of new jokes that are actually FUNNY |
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A chain letter for women only |
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A chemical analysis of a woman |
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A child plays with his toy train set (joke) |
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A collection of dirty jokes |
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A collection of favorite 1 line taglines |
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A collection of lawyer jokes (from Nolo Press) |
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A collection of yo- mama jokes |
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A comedic history of the world |
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A cool file containing a short but entertaining pl |
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A cute joke about the Pope. Rated G. Probably a |
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A cute joke told on a golf course |
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A cute parrot joke |
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A cute, old joke |
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A farmer's guide to computers |
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A few cruel and unusual tortures that women inflic |
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A file of O. J. Simpson Jokes |
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A funny text file |
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A funny text file about a guy and his dog named Se |
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A funny txt file about some people on WIND SHEER a |
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A hi- larious piece of actual lit. from IBM |
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A hilarious poem ala Edgar Allen Poe reflecting .s |
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A huge file full of great jokes |
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A humorous story... |
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A humourous look at the V- Chip |
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A hunter in Uganda is being sought by local author |
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A joke about a newlywed couple |
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A joke about two arabs and a jew. |
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A large file of practical jokes from the internet, |
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A large list of blonde jokes! |
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A letter from a Polish mom to her son |
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A letter from a very stupid mother |
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A list of Letterman top- 10 lists which mention J. |
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A list of joke penis descriptions |
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A list of some oxymorons, like jumbo shrimp, wirel |
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A load of blond jokes! How many blonds does it tak |
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A lot of Your mama's so - that she - jok |
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A memorandum describing the Ontario Social Contra |
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A nasty horoscope |
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A nice little poem on how th pussy was made |
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A parody of Microsoft's business practices in a ST |
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A physics poem for Erwin Schrodinger |
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A post- Bobbitt prayer for males |
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A quiz of your sexual awareness |
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A rant about what language real programmers use. |
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A real smooth con artist brings back her boy frien |
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A really SICK collection of 'Dead Baby' jokes... e |
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A series of blonde jokes |
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A shorter nasty horoscope |
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A sick nun joke |
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A statue of Dukakis |
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A story about BBSers, it's funny. I think. |
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A stupid parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas |
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A test to determine whether or not you are a nerd! |
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A text file on Special High Intensity Training |
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A tongue- in- cheek psychological pigeonhole exam |
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A transcript of a real leaflet telling why the Wor |
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A typical warranty |
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A whole bunch a human jokes from alt.slack I think |
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A- Z of Foul Language |
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A. Whitney Brown - The Big Picture |
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ADMINSPOTING a satire of the ad for the film Trai |
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ALF's Log |
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ASCII pic of Bart givin Saddam the bird |
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AT&T Customer Service Memorandum (joke) |
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Abbot & Costello's Who's On First |
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About 65 limericks |
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Actual Word Perfect Support Call (Very funny) |
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Ad Campaigns Gone Wrong |
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Administratium - A New Element |
by Thomas G. Kyle |
| | The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered
at one of the national laboratories. The element,
tentatively named administratium (Ad), has no electrons or
protons, thus having atomic number zero. It does, however,
have one neutron, 75 associate neutrons, 125 deputy associate
neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy associate neutrons. |
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Adventure Dog (Dave Barry) |
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Adventures in the Land of Else #2 |
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All about computer nerds- definitions |
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All about preachers |
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All about the word FUCK |
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All sorts of funny stuff |
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Am I a neanderthal? (take this test and find out) |
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An American Dream come true |
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An Essay On Luggage |
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An address given to law students on their first da |
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An analysis of waitresses |
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An application to live in Arkansas - great humor |
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An appropriate response to Make Money Fast posts |
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And now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy... |
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Announcement of Brain Doubler 1.0, just like Johnn |
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Answering machine messages |
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Antigravity discovered! The feline butterology th |
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Application to live in West Virginia |
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April 1, 1993, Washington DC: The administration |
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Are you a jerk? |
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Are you only using half of your brain? |
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Are you only using the other half? |
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Aren't ye too old to be believin' in Leprechauns? |
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Artificial Stupidity |
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Ask a sewage plant worker - should condoms be adve |
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Assorted religious humour |
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Attack of the eel |
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B- day jokes |
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BUGS: Don't live in ignorance |
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Bagel Man |
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Baghdad's First Air Show |
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Ballad of the Bobbitts |
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Ban OJ's assault shovel - funny |
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Bart Simpson's blackboard quotes |
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Basic motorcycle test |
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Bastard Operator From Hell! Story about a Universi |
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Bathroom Habits - Women |
by Jonas |
| | Why do girls go to the bathroom in flocks? What secret powers do they draw from their pee-pee-posse? I'm here to speculate. |
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Because We Are Men... |
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Beer- drinker's Troubleshooting Guide |
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Bestiality - Is It for Me? |
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Beware! UNIX is a hoax! |
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Bill CLinton jokes |
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Bless B.C. |
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Blonde Jokes |
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Bogus NAACP application |
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Bono/Kennedy Jokes |
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Boot It |
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Borg- related taglines, a canonical list |
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Breaking the Link Workshop: Keeping Out The Wimps |
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Brigham Young University Coeds |
| | Jokes for Brigham Young University; applicable just about anywhere. |
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Bruce Penny's platitudes |
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Bubba Hillbilies Dixie Slang Dictionary |
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Bunch of jokes and one- liners, including many Bran |
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Bureaucracy! |
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By the horses names... it's quite a race |
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COUNT DRACULA by Woody Allen |
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Can Foreigners Shrink the Dicks of Africans? |
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Can you tell a cut- throat from a tracheotomist? by |
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Canonical O.J. Simpson Joke List |
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Capt. Janeway vs. Capt. Picard |
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Carefree Glacier Watch organization |
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Cereal marketing gone amok |
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Child Abuse Handbook |
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Chocolate vs Sex text file.. VERY funny... |
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City of Los Angeles Math Proficiency Exam |
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Clean up on aisle 6 |
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Clone of my own |
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Codes for nasty responses - abusive language |
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Cola Alert! Cola wars introduce JOLT- PLUS |
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Collection of FUNNY Headlines |
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Collection of funny stories |
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Collection of funny thoughts |
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Collection of history papers from a freshman colle |
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Collection of jokes |
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Comparing a woman with an automobile |
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Compiled list of Occupation X does it Thusly one |
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Computer Melvins |
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Computer Oriented Personalities |
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Computer definitions |
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Convoluted Phraseology - Buzzwords by the numbers |
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Crash course text file about depression. Good info |
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DOOM iNsAnItY v5.5 By: Hank Leukart. Comedy about |
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Dark vs Light: Some new theories? |
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Dating Do's and Don'ts: A Handy Checklist for the |
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Dave Barry on electricity |
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Dave Barry on the history of the computer |
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Dave Barry's First Rule of Dating |
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Dave Barry's concise history of 1986 |
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Dave Berry on writing |
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Dave Letterman's top- 10 Elf Pickup Lines |
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David Koresh jokes |
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David Letterman Top 10 Lists |
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David Letterman's Top Ten Lists |
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David Letterman's top ten things that a ballerina |
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De Sa is a glue sniffer, who steals from shops to |
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Dead Baby Jokes |
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Dead baby jokes - kinda sick heheheh |
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Dear Earthling |
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Dear Sysop ... TE's Message To A Control Freak Sysop |
| | New users are allowed to use the system in order to determine which billing method they prefer. |
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Definitions of Slang for Fools |
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Definitions of various excrement types |
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Denny's Discrimination Customer Claim form |
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Deteriorata: Why you should give up life |
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Different religious and worldly ways of saying, us |
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Different smiley faces |
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Different views on marriage. Good quotes |
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Disco Can Be Fun 11th Hour Prod. |
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Disorder in the Court |
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Do you know Jack Schitt? |
by kToche |
| | For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. |
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Do you know when to lie? |
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Do's and Don'ts of Cultivating and Maintaining a P |
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DogBoy Industries Pet Interface Hardware/Software |
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Doom Excuses - what to tell your boss when you're |
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Doom Insanity (Doom- oriented humor) |
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Dr. Seuss Purity Test |
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Dr. Seuss, Technical Writer |
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Dream Forge: The e- magazine for your mind, Vol. 1, |
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Drink till I Die, funny song |
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EMAIL 101; for those of you who have yet to get wi |
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Emoti- boobies! |
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Employee review sheet (suitable for all businesses |
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English as She Is Spoke |
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Equality for Women in the Workplace / Maternity Leave |
by KAMB |
| | A mock legal studies essay... find it amusing but please don't find it offensive, otherwise you may not find it at all. So accept that it's a joke, and anyone that is considering taking it seriously, please refrain from doing so. |
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Ethiopian Jokes |
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Evan's Best Freeloading BBQ Recipes |
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Excerpts from Martha Stewart's "Prison Life" Magazine |
by Alan Arnold |
| | A spoof of Martha Stewart in the form of an excerpt from the magazine that she might write. |
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Excerpts from the book _Guilt Without Sex_ |
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Exciting TRUE story of two dumb fucks killed by pi |
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Exerpt from Count Zero, Future of Hacking ? |
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Famous student bloopers ( humour) |
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Feed China with American children |
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Field manual for a W.A.C. |
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File about the world's largest Burrito, including |
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File of funny lists |
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Flaming a guy who works for a tampon marketing thi |
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Foreign objects found in anal canal |
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Four humorous pieces for the humor collection |
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Fred Wood # 2: Designer Genes |
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Freudian review of Seuss' Cat in the Hat |
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Full Metal Pulpit |
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Fun |
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Fun at Hallowe'en, humourous article |
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Funky Humor |
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Funky humor |
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Funky humor |
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Funky humor |
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Funky humor |
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Funnies at the water department hotline |
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Funny & dirty Confucian sayings |
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Funny Discusion About Mouse Balls |
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Funny IRISH Absurdly Obvious Truths |
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Funny Murphy's laws |
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Funny Red Neck Jokes (get this) |
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Funny but real copyright notice from a music compa |
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Funny chain- letter will bring you good sex |
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Funny dream about a Microsoft advertisment |
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Funny file on the chicken and the bureaucrat |
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Funny guppy story |
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Funny jokes |
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Funny letter to Ladies Home Journal ragging on fem |
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Funny look at what doctors really mean. |
