Strip Club Misadventure

by Satan's Handicapped Helper

When I was 15 I went on a holiday to Bulgaria with my family, including some uncles and aunties with their family's and my brothers girlfriend.

This holiday was awesome, in one night I lost my virginity to a hooker by fucking her in the ass for the equivalent of 50 euro and got to snort a line of cocaine off her ass. I went to one strip club where the women seemed happy and didn't seem to hate their jobs. And these women were incredible, as Eastern European women tend to be. Plus I live in Ireland where the women look like gap-tooth lumberjacks with red hair and freckles. These women did little things like smile and wink at me after my private dance (where they took their tops off and got up on my lap and insisted I touch them in various places) and hug me after I sat down again after leaving the private room. One of these private dances cost the same as a hooker and a line of coke. As I said this holiday was awesome. But one night still stands out in my mind.

I had gotten drunk with my comrades and we drunkenly stumbled into a new strip club, this one was different than the first. The security always had a constant presence, the women seemed kind of depressed and bitchy and they were considerably less attractive than the women in the first club (by my Irish standards they were still stunning but not by my new Bulgarian standards. They were just doable.) and the place just seemed seedy.

I got a private dance from the finest woman there for twice as much as the first place. With the money I spent on this dance I could have gotten a private dance to get myself in the mood then run off to fuck a prostitute. She held my hand and took me into the back where there was lots of small rooms, she took me past some rooms with beds inside them and I passed some Asian man with a stripper and the Asian gave me a wink and a smile while he fixed his pants. Then it got in my head I'd get to fuck her.

She took me into a room with nothing but a couch so I was sure I'd just get a private dance with some titties. Then I was completely confused when she took her all her clothes. I was kinda sure I paid for a hooker. None of the others got completely naked.

I then thought maybe I was supposed to initiate the sex. So I sat there a good 10 minutes trying to get up the courage to try to fuck her. I looked at her pussy, it was teasing me. So, I looked at 3 of my fingers thinking maybe I should stick 'em in. I then looked at her pussy and decided only to stick in two. My index an my middle finer. Her pussy looked a bit tight. Well, I shoved them in there, I stuck them in deep and hard.

When that happened she stopped her sexy naked dancing and just stood there. I sat there completely still with my fingers still in there, silent. She moved her hips and made my fingers pop out, she turned around a looked at me, she screamed "NO TOUCH MY PUSSY!" and turned right back around and continues her dancing. I sat there humiliated waiting for this dance to end, all the time of course sniffing my fingers.